ALICE BELLINI
THERE WAS A CROOKED YOU
NAKEDUGLY 2016
How crooked exactly can a man be?
This question has been baffling me for ages.
Is it that the head can be huge or small? Is it that the arms can be long or short? Is it that the farts can make you lose your temper? Or the character being loathsome and rustic?
May as well I sing a song, originated from nursery rhymes Mother Goose - There was a crooked man, for you. You will know the answer after this tune.
There was a crooked man,
and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence
against a crooked stile;
He bought a crooked cat, （meow~）
which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together
in a little crooked house.
The crooked man looks outside the house and see people walking on the street. He can't stop wondering if he is the most crooked of them all?
Stop reading, for you are the most crooked one!